It's a Dwarf.

He's got a beard and everything. You know, like a Dwarf.

He's nearly as wide as he is tall because, you guessed it. Dwarf.

He likes a good ale in a very Dwarven kind of way.

He likes gold too, Dwarves liking gold, right?

He doesn't giggle like a prepubescent teenager though, because yes, still Dwarf.