I follow the path of least resistance.

Red Lights:

"Elminster Aumar" - Whosyourdaddyandwhatdoeshedo
"Alustriel Silverhand" - Dis gon' B GOOD
"The Simbul" - The Witch Queen of Aglarond
"Laeral Silverhand" - elminsters daughter

and anyone else who tries to impersonate well-known figures from any popular campaign (or RL historical) setting.